I’m waiting for the 51st Anniversary special next year, when the Doctor has to save us all because Moffat’s ego has actually eclipsed the sun.
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
this ship is bananas
i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes
Favorite off-screen friendships/relationships [ 21 / ? ]: Matthew Gray Gubler and Shemar Moore (Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds)
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*